Michael Lehrer

RegularDisabledMan

Career avg·9.57 bits/set·10.29 beats/set·0.66 punch density·0.46 tag density·14 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·3.50 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 1:43:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Stop telling me how cold my wheelchair is.

That's like saying you lick sexy on dialysis or your skin glows while you're on chemo.

This is not a wheelchair, it's a bird scooter for the damned.

You try plucking your legs in, you try plucking your legs in every 12 hours.

[Bit 2]

I go to restaurants, I demand a discount for bringing my own chair.

[Bit 3]

Strip clubs, strip clubs give me a discount on lap dances, but they charge me a maintenance

me for jizzing all over the place. My cock is like a fire extinguisher. The measure

guard using my cock to put out force fires. Smoky the bear gave my cock the presidential

- Mother of freedom.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Complimenting medical equipment style is like complimenting treatment symptoms because both ignore suffering.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupStop telling me how cold my wheelchair is.

punchlineThat's like saying you lick sexy on dialysis or your skin glows while you're on chemo.