Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.73 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 11:41 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My name's Hans Kim, and my eyes are open right now.

[Bit 2]

I have small eyes, but the Lord blessed me with a long face,

so when I'm eating a girl out,

I can still make eye contact.

[Bit 3]

A lot of people think Asian men are small dicks,

and even if that was true, and it's not, it's pretty big.

Even if it was, it's not like we'd hear that and be like,

"Oh, we got small dicks, okay, we'll go find a new hobby.

"Sorry to bother you."

We wouldn't just give up, we'd start studying,

'cause that's what we do.

We learn how to use it like a sewing machine.

PlayStation.

[Bit 4]

I'm a sapiosexual, that means I'm looking

for a girlfriend who's intellectually stimulated

by the mental exercise of finding me attractive.

Like a woman who's into puzzles.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“My name's Hans Kim, and my eyes are open right now.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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punchlineMy name's Hans Kim, and my eyes are open right now.