David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.73 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I believe if white people could give birth to dogs,

y'all would.

For real.

White people are fascinated with dogs.

Y'all so fascinated with dogs,

y'all get excited when y'all pick up they shit.

Y'all don't invent it.

Dog pickup shit bags, man.

[Bit 2]

It's funny though because in a white household,

a dog can fuck around and be left a million dollars.

You know what I'm saying?

The only thing a black dog is gonna inherit

is the dog house that the dog before him had.

And if he's lucky, he might get a new hub cap to eat out of.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“White dog love becomes so extreme that dogs replace children.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI believe if white people could give birth to dogs,

punchliney'all would.

tagFor real.