Bruce Horner

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Well, I guess let's start with what's probably most recent.

You know, I'm at that point at 31 where everybody wants to talk about what they're planning,

that they're going to be a real estate investor, they're going to pull out their equity,

they're going to put that into another property.

You don't know fucking planning until you're about to shit your pants in the middle of a bar.

Alright? That's where the real test comes in.

comes in. I know you shit your pants. I know you've done that in the middle of the bar.

But you know that because then you're going through your progressions, right? You're almost

like a Monday night quarterback. All right. Subway's not open. Can't do that. Jimmy John's,

tried and true. I don't want to do that. Allie. That's all I got.

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“Emergency diarrhea could be the real test of strategic planning.”

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setupWell, I guess let's start with what's probably most recent.

setupYou know, I'm at that point at 31 where everybody wants to talk about what they're planning,

setupthat they're going to be a real estate investor, they're going to pull out their equity,

setupthey're going to put that into another property.

punchlineYou don't know fucking planning until you're about to shit your pants in the middle of a bar.

tagAlright? That's where the real test comes in.

tagcomes in. I know you shit your pants. I know you've done that in the middle of the bar.

tagBut you know that because then you're going through your progressions, right? You're almost

taglike a Monday night quarterback. All right. Subway's not open. Can't do that. Jimmy John's,

tagtried and true. I don't want to do that. Allie. That's all I got.