2023-01-03
Set 8 · Episode 590
William Montgomery
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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets
This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.65 punch density·1.75 tag density
Watch William Montgomery’s set
Skips to 1:18:46 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Just to get it out of the way, yes I am going for Frosty,
the snowman for Christmas this year.
No, I'm going as Frosty. Okay, let's... People ask me, "William, why do you like Frosty so
much? How do you know him so well?"
And I just have to say that after you double-team a man's wife with someone, a
a very strong bond is formed.
We actually got Mike Lindell's wife,
the My Pillow guy, it was...
It was actually freezing in the room, by the way.
[Bit 2]
I mean, Frosty is literally made out of snow.
The room has to be so cold.
Say what you will about Frosty, the snowman,
but he's not Dominican.
We have some Dominican guy right there.
Billy Crystal's wife actually got walking pneumonia
one time because we got to forget, goddamn it!
We fucked Billy Crystal's wife, okay?
And it was 20 fucking degrees in the fucking room.
She got walking pneumonia.
Why did Frosty the Snowman melt the day after Christmas?
Santa Claus brought him an A-Fex Twin mixtape
and he finally got around listening to it!
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Knowing Frosty implies holiday fandom, but reveals a sexual bond through his wife.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupJust to get it out of the way, yes I am going for Frosty,
setupthe snowman for Christmas this year.
setupNo, I'm going as Frosty. Okay, let's... People ask me, "William, why do you like Frosty so
setupmuch? How do you know him so well?"
punchlineAnd I just have to say that after you double-team a man's wife with someone, a
taga very strong bond is formed.
tagWe actually got Mike Lindell's wife,
tagthe My Pillow guy, it was...
tagIt was actually freezing in the room, by the way.