Set 9 · Episode 758
Dedrick Flynn
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[Bit 1]
Y'all me and my white roommate I had to go do a show in marble Falls, Texas
It's not a real place even though I went there and
When the Sun went down I looked at my roommate. I said I think it's time for us to go
I think that's the rules out here
And so we start driving back and the shit look on the way
There's no like street lights
It looked like where you meet the devil and that nigga charge like he challenged you to play guitar for your soul
So while we driving, I looked at him and I said,
"Yo, I got a pee. I'm about to pee in this Gatorade bottle."
And then he looked at me, his white ass said,
"I'll just pull over. No, nigga, you're not.
All right, we are not -- we're not stopping here."
And then he was like, "What, you scared?
Like a mountain lion's gonna come get you?"
I said, "Nigga, that's the best-case scenario."
Worst-case scenario, a white guy.
You know what I'm saying? Like that?
"Gee, gee, take -- I'm trying to take a piss
and a nigga come out of the corner feeling
I'm gonna come out of the cornfield, talk about you fellers lost.
Wrong turn, now I'm getting raped and slowly eaten.
Like, I don't care what you say, if y'all was in the woods,
and you saw a white guy just appeared the whole time in your head,
you're like, "I wish this nigga was a grizzly bear."
'Cause you can--they have shit for bears.
They got the shit called bear mace.
You spray it on a bear, and the bear get the fuck away.
There's a hundred videos that have been working.
There's twice as many videos of a white guy
walking through bear mace and getting tased,
still trying to make a point.
And I told that bitch to bring my soda over there.
Nigga, I don't wanna do that.
That shit's scary.
And if we be honest, nigga, the scariest bears are white.
Polar bears don't, all they do is kill.
Nigga, that's just my biggest fear
is running to a polar bear with no Coca-Cola.
Actually, let me change that.
My biggest fear is running to a polar bear with Pepsi, nigga,
that.
Now I'm getting raped and slowly eaten by a goddamn polar bear.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A rural Texas sunset could be a sign sundown-town rules still apply.”
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reframeLines
setupY'all me and my white roommate I had to go do a show in marble Falls, Texas
setupIt's not a real place even though I went there and
setupWhen the Sun went down I looked at my roommate. I said I think it's time for us to go
punchlineI think that's the rules out here
tagAnd so we start driving back and the shit look on the way
tagThere's no like street lights
tagIt looked like where you meet the devil and that nigga charge like he challenged you to play guitar for your soul