Set 8 · Episode 758
Pat O'Neill
Golden Ticket
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This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Folks, I was watching "Batman" earlier,
and it really got me thinking, you know,
'cause Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, is Batman,
inspired by his paralyzing fear of bats.
So I guess then my superhero name would be...
Black Man.
[Bit 2]
And considering how many of these superheroes
get their power from radiation,
not nearly enough of them are Japanese.
[Bit 3]
Come on, Asian jokes are short-sighted.
And what do I know?
Until Oppenheimer came out, I thought Nagasaki
was about black blowjobs.
[Bit 4]
Speaking of overreactions,
Hamas really brought a knife to a fucking space laser fight?
[Bit 5]
I'll never understand how conflict in the Middle East
has lasted so long.
Considering half of them face the same way
five times a day,
fucking sneak up behind them.
Problem solved.
You are welcome, Jews.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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Beat Premise
“Batman's naming convention implies a heroic title, but reveals racial fear.”
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setupFolks, I was watching "Batman" earlier,
setupand it really got me thinking, you know,
setup'cause Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, is Batman,
setupinspired by his paralyzing fear of bats.
setupSo I guess then my superhero name would be...
punchlineBlack Man.