2021-03-09

Set 5 · Episode 495

David Lucas

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.47 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 43:56 in the episode

[Bit 1]

COVID really got bitches tripping.

I went to this girl house the fuck

and she had the nerve to say,

"You need to wear a mask and a condom."

I'm like, "Bitch, you think I'm about to be out of breath

and not able to feel your pussy?"

It's either one or the other.

You choose.

It's not gonna be both.

[Bit 2]

I hate when we wear condoms and girl ask us like,

"How was the pussy?"

Like, "Bitch, I don't know, I didn't feel shit."

[Bit 3]

I suck at doing Netflix and chill

because I put on a good movie and forget about the pussy.

I'm like, "Did this nigga really just betray his daddy?"

Like, "Oh damn, bitch, I forgot you was over there."

[Bit 4]

I don't think women like faithful men.

I don't think women really like faithful men.

I think they like the excitement of catching men cheating.

Like women like to catch men cheating so bad

that they turned into a group activity.

Like I saw on Groupon the other day,

you can ride in the car with two bitches

catching a nigga cheating for $89.99.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Pandemic sex safety becomes so extreme that pleasure and breathing both disappear.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupCOVID really got bitches tripping.

setupI went to this girl house the fuck

setupand she had the nerve to say,

setup"You need to wear a mask and a condom."

setupI'm like, "Bitch, you think I'm about to be out of breath

punchlineand not able to feel your pussy?"

tagIt's either one or the other.

tagYou choose.

tagIt's not gonna be both.