Marcus Johnson

Bucket Pull

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.36 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Hey, so yeah we all have friends that when we were kids we used to like to beat the shit

out of them right? Maybe not? Okay, okay. Well I had one and recently he got in shape

And I was like, "How did you do that?"

It turns out he's been using a lot of meth.

Got incredible abs though.

You cannot get those abs unless you starve yourself on a terrible diet.

[Bit 2]

So I was pretty jealous that he's got these nice abs and I kind of refrained to a childhood

activity and yeah.

He...

Yeah, I did.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Getting in shape implies discipline, but reveals drug addiction.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupHey, so yeah we all have friends that when we were kids we used to like to beat the shit

setupout of them right? Maybe not? Okay, okay. Well I had one and recently he got in shape

setupAnd I was like, "How did you do that?"

punchlineIt turns out he's been using a lot of meth.

tagGot incredible abs though.

tagYou cannot get those abs unless you starve yourself on a terrible diet.