Michael Lehrer

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Career avg·9.57 bits/set·10.29 beats/set·0.66 punch density·0.46 tag density·14 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.30 punch density·0.00 tag density

Watch Michael Lehrer’s set

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[Bit 1]

Come on, take your body through that conga.

You know you can't control it any longer.

Throw yourself on, broke her back in her tour bus,

where she's still doing better than me.

[Bit 2]

But I know one thing, Miami,

me and Dan Marino have the same amount of Super Bowl rings.

[Bit 3]

Our friend who lives here, she goes,

"Michael, do you wanna go to the beach today?"

"Have you not been paying attention?"

"I will never go to a beach again."

"Sure, bring a roll of tap tag,

find me to a boogie board and put me out of my fucking misery.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“An injured celebrity could be doing better than a disabled comic.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupCome on, take your body through that conga.

setupYou know you can't control it any longer.

setupThrow yourself on, broke her back in her tour bus,

punchlinewhere she's still doing better than me.