William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

The Miami Marlins are so bad at baseball, their biggest fans swing back to Cuba.

[Bit 2]

The Miami Marlins are so bad at baseball, LeBron James' hairline swing back to Cleveland.

[Bit 3]

The Miami Marlins are so bad at baseball, they started using their stadium as a makeshift

morgue during COVID, and the bodies came back to life just to avoid the off chance they

might have to witness batting practice.

[Bit 4]

Joe Biden has been president for 25 minutes and he's already bombing a country.

I'm sure all of the peaceful Democrats are at least happy that the missiles were gender-neutral.

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Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“The Miami Marlins are so bad at baseball, their biggest fans swing back to Cuba.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

punchlineThe Miami Marlins are so bad at baseball, their biggest fans swing back to Cuba.