Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.89 punch density·0.60 tag density

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Skips to 55:20 in the episode

[Bit 1]

And I am Asian, or as I'm known in Texas, I'm Chinese.

So there will be 145% tariff added to your bill tonight.

Take a good look at this shirt. You're gonna have to make it soon.

[Bit 2]

Love seeing Trump do optional side quests for no reason.

It's like watching a cat play Oregon Trail.

He's trying to get a mineral deal out of Ukraine.

What is this guy, Cam Patterson?

I'm not retarded, but I want your rocks.

[Bit 3]

I blame the Democrats?

Why would you send a woman out against Trump?

This guy grabs women by the pussy.

He's got a finishing move.

He's 2-0 against women right now.

He's the best transgender athlete we have.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being Asian implies being Chinese, but reveals a tariff.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAnd I am Asian, or as I'm known in Texas, I'm Chinese.

punchlineSo there will be 145% tariff added to your bill tonight.