Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.67 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Hey, I like how Texans will make fun of liberal cities, but when they jerk off

they set their VPN to California.

That's gay as fuck, bro.

[Bit 2]

I have a gun.

Not on me.

Somewhere in the room.

There we go over there.

I don't even leave my door unlocked anymore

'cause I wanna use it.

I go, is that my best friend I invited an hour ago

or the greatest moment of my life.

[Bit 3]

I have an AR-15, I can shoot 600 yards.

I can't even imagine being mad at someone that far away.

Hey, you better stop doing that in 500 yards.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Texans both mock liberal cities and yet set California VPNs.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupHey, I like how Texans will make fun of liberal cities, but when they jerk off

punchlinethey set their VPN to California.

tagThat's gay as fuck, bro.