Set 3 · Episode 730
Ian Simon
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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.51 punch density·0.83 tag density·2 sets
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.25 punch density·0.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So let's start off on fucking Jew.
I'm a German Jew, to be exact, so it's
very confusing for me a lot.
Sometimes I'm like, oi, V!
the other times I'm like, "See, Kyle!"
It's very kind, I can fucking say it, guys.
[Bit 2]
What do you get when you cross a Jewish guy?
Nothing?
Christianity.
[Bit 3]
Okay, so, we have any animal lovers out here?
Everybody loves animals, you got a fucking dog.
Come on, you got a dog.
Yeah, see, dog's cat.
Good. So I got a black hat, black rescue cat.
I named her Toothless from How to Train a Dragon.
And let's just say she had teeth when I found her.
I really love me some black pussy.
[Bit 4]
Speaking of fried chicken, if this doesn't work out well,
I'm going to open up a food truck,
because every time you want, every time you want Chick-fil-A,
it's closed on a fucking Sunday, dude.
Bullshit.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A German Jew could be a Nazi reflex trapped inside Jewish identity.”
Joke Type
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setupSo let's start off on fucking Jew.
setupI'm a German Jew, to be exact, so it's
setupvery confusing for me a lot.
setupSometimes I'm like, oi, V!
punchlinethe other times I'm like, "See, Kyle!"
tagIt's very kind, I can fucking say it, guys.