Fiona Cauley

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Watch Fiona Cauley's Kill Tony episode 668 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.23 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.43 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.52 tag density·7 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.23 punch density·0.50 tag density

- We can talk about it.

[Bit 1]

So I've been in a wheelchair for a few years now

and the most common question I get people wanna know

what is the hardest part about living life

from a wheelchair.

And, you know, for me personally,

the hardest part is just how unaware everyone is

of what a great ass I have.

Take my word for it.

Um...

[Bit 2]

y'all know how men will brag

about, like, "Ah, I fucked her so good

she couldn't walk the next day."

Rude.

Well, uh, I'm looking for a man

who can bug me so good that I can?

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setupSo I've been in a wheelchair for a few years now

setupand the most common question I get people wanna know

setupwhat is the hardest part about living life

setupfrom a wheelchair.

setupAnd, you know, for me personally,

setupthe hardest part is just how unaware everyone is

punchlineof what a great ass I have.

tagTake my word for it.