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Watch Michael Scott's Kill Tony episode 668 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

Career avg·1.75 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.63 tag density·4 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.67 tag density·Big Joke Book

My name is Michael Scott.

[Bit 1]

I'm actually Michael Scott II.

Most of my friends are white because my name is Michael Scott.

White bitches love the office.

That's pretty much it.

[Bit 2]

Hey, guys, when I'm at my white friend's house

and I got to take a piss,

more often than not, I'll just go pee outside.

It's not 'cause I'm uncomfortable using the restroom

inside their house.

It's more like...

I want the other brothers in the neighborhood

to know that he already has a black friend.

This is my Kyle.

And I have to mark my territory.

Uh...

[Bit 3]

My name is Michael Scott.

The only N-word during my set is "Ner-do-well."

All right, let's end on that.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI'm actually Michael Scott II.

setupMost of my friends are white because my name is Michael Scott.

punchlineWhite bitches love the office.