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2025-04-01

Kansei Yasuda

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Watch Kansei Yasuda's Kill Tony episode 713 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.56 punch density, 4.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.56 punch density·4.00 tag density

-Thank you. Thank you, guys.

[Bit 1]

I just went back to Japan to see my family and on a Japanese airport I saw a

huge sign that says "do not export Wagyu beef semen without permission" and

immediately I was like damn I wish my semen is important enough to get

permitted, you know.

Like I wish everybody desired my semen.

I wish someone would suck me off.

And keep my semen inside their mouths.

And try to cross a border.

And get shot at.

And die.

And this person's whole family is devastated.

Just because of my statement.

Thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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hyperbole

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setupI just went back to Japan to see my family and on a Japanese airport I saw a

setuphuge sign that says "do not export Wagyu beef semen without permission" and

setupimmediately I was like damn I wish my semen is important enough to get

setuppermitted, you know.

setupLike I wish everybody desired my semen.

setupI wish someone would suck me off.

setupAnd keep my semen inside their mouths.

punchlineAnd try to cross a border.

tagAnd get shot at.

tagAnd die.

tagAnd this person's whole family is devastated.

tagJust because of my statement.