Kansei Yasuda on Kill Tony
6 sets·1.33 bits/set·1.83 beats/set·0.24 punch density·1.33 tag density
About Kansei Yasuda's sets
Kansei Yasuda has done 6 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #712 (25 Mar 2025) and the latest on episode #745 (25 Nov 2025).
Kansei Yasuda won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Kansei Yasuda has performed for guest panels including James Mccann, Jeff Dye, Joe Derosa and Tim Butterly.
Kansei Yasuda averages 0.24 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 77% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Kansei Yasuda's punch density went from 0.25 in the first set to 0.17 in the latest.
On average Kansei Yasuda follows each punchline with 1.33 tags.
Of the 11 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are analogy jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #745 | 25 Nov 2025 | James Mccann, Jeff Dye | 2 | 0.17 | 0.00 |
| KT #727 | 15 July 2025 | Joe Derosa, Tim Butterly | 1 | 0.10 | 0.00 |
| KT #718 | 13 May 2025 | James Mccann, Kim Congdon | 1 | 0.20 | 3.00 |
| KT #717 | 6 May 2025 | Antonio Brown, Tommy Pope | 1 | 0.17 | 0.00 |
| KT #713 | 1 Apr 2025 | Sam Tallent, Ian Edwards | 1 | 0.56 | 4.00 |
| KT #712 | 25 Mar 2025 | Adam Ray, Rich Vos | 2 | 0.25 | 1.00 |
Jokes from Kansei Yasuda's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #74525 Nov 2025
was manufactured in Japan? I was surprised at the beginning but it kind of makes sense that they were making it in Japan because police in Japan would never realize if Japanese people are high on fentanyl
or just being really, really respectful.
one, it's too much. So I never understood the second one, never did. Until just recently I figured out I was using a microwave. I put my food out and my food wasn't piping hot enough. I was like, "Vion is hot pocket, not surrender link." So I
had to nuke it again. Thank you.
KT #72715 July 2025
"Mm, I wanna hit that ass." But Japanese concept goes, "Mm, I wanna get onto a crowded Japanese train."
and casually tap that ass.
"I wanna pound you all night "until you break down, girl." And Japanese kind of goes,
I have a work tomorrow.
KT #71813 May 2025
Do you guys know there's, the reason why there's a little ginger right next to sushi? Yeah, it's a palate cleanser.
So this bitch using me for parlour cleanser.
'Cause she didn't even wanna eat big black tuna.
Twice in a low, you know,
KT #7176 May 2025
'cause we have to decide what kind of relationship we're gonna have going forward. Like are you gonna be my daddy
or are you gonna be my bitch?
That's why, that's why, you know, because in North America it's not good to ask ages so that's why I have no choice but guess people's ages by how they look and that's why I respect so many white people. Because you guys, you guys age
like a banana in hot summer.
KT #7131 Apr 2025
Like I wish everybody desired my semen. I wish someone would suck me off. And keep my semen inside their mouths.
And try to cross a border.
And get shot at.
And die.
KT #71225 Mar 2025
They were like, "Oh, I wanna hit that ass. "I wanna hit that ass." But not me.
I was actually seeing a future with that fat ass.
I was seeing every sunset and sunrise with that fat ass.
I was holding a fat ass child with that fat ass.
A little bit about myself. I was born in 1996, so that makes me a reincarnation with Tupac.
Tupac say, "Small eyes on me."