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2025-04-01

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 713 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 0.24 punch density, 0.75 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·0.24 punch density·0.75 tag density·Big Joke Book

-Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Streetos and Biggid just heroin.

I hope you know that. That's how that is.

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This is gonna be the happy St. Patrick's Day, white people.

Hell, yeah. Yeah.

I fucking hate this holiday. Nigga, it's terrible.

It's the gayest holiday ever.

It's an excuse white people to get drunk

and then try to touch you. That's all it is.

Oh! You don't have on green, I see.

I'm gonna punch the fuck out you ten,

back the fuck up, nigga.

I hate it. And it's -- I got --

The mascot is gay. The mascot is gay.

That's got his gay.

Yeah.

Leprechaun's a gay, man.

Leprechaun was the first gay nigga ever.

That's what that is.

If you fighting behind this rainbow,

I got some gold for you.

That's gay.

It's gonna be a miss it with his dick out

when you get back there.

With no gold, he's just gonna piss on you.

That's all that's gonna happen.

It's a good old fashioned golden shower, brother.

Even like how you spell Leprechaun is gay.

For real.

Watch it.

Watch this.

L, G-B-T-Q, that's gay.

Nigga, gay as hell.

Y'all thought I was finna spell leprechaun,

huh, fuck nigga, this is crazy.

That's it, that's the time.

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setupThis is gonna be the happy St. Patrick's Day, white people.

setupI fucking hate this holiday. Nigga, it's terrible.

setupIt's the gayest holiday ever.

setupIt's an excuse white people to get drunk

punchlineand then try to touch you. That's all it is.