David Lucas

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.77 punch density·1.50 tag density

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Skips to 1:41:34 in the episode

[Bit 1]

They finally got my dog, R. Kelly, man.

R. Kelly is gone.

R. Kelly, I knew R. Kelly was going to prison

when they brought that gay nigga out to testify.

He was like, "God damn, man, I said I'm fucking guilty,

"bruh, what the fuck?

"Y'all brought Latreya out?"

[Bit 2]

Like, I'm not canceling R. Kelly, man.

Like, so what?

He peed on some bitches, you know?

Women pee on men and call that shit Squirt, you know?

Why the fuck should I cancel R. Kelly

for doing the same shit y'all do to us?

Like nigga, I would sacrifice my mama

for the remix to the ignition, you know what I'm saying?

I'm not canceling no goddamn R. Kelly.

If we cancel R. Kelly, what the fuck

we gonna step in the name of at a wedding?

That's what I wanna know.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A humiliating witness could be enough to force an immediate guilty plea.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupThey finally got my dog, R. Kelly, man.

setupR. Kelly is gone.

setupR. Kelly, I knew R. Kelly was going to prison

punchlinewhen they brought that gay nigga out to testify.

tagHe was like, "God damn, man, I said I'm fucking guilty,

tag"bruh, what the fuck?

tag"Y'all brought Latreya out?"