William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·6 bits·6 beats·1.80 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 13:15 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I haven't seen Jack Nicholson on the sideline lately.

That's my impression of a Poser Lakers fan.

[Bit 2]

For all the atheists that hate my material, as late-grade Rick Moranis said,

"God bless the haters."

[Bit 3]

Y'all ever notice how every commercial these days has a product?

[Bit 4]

What's the name of that band that played that song you hear when you accidentally call a fax number?

No, really, what's that man's name?

[Bit 5]

You know times are tough when your coke dealer goes to rehab.

No, seriously.

Oh, man, a good friend in Memphis had to go to rehab.

[Bit 6]

And Scarlett, I just want to say I loved your voice in the movie Her.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Missing a famous fan implies sports observation, but reveals a poser impression.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I haven't seen Jack Nicholson on the sideline lately.

punchlineThat's my impression of a Poser Lakers fan.