Aya

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Career avg·3.67 bits/set·5.33 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.48 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.54 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 5:48 in the episode

[Bit 1]

When I first graduated college,

I was just doing random stuff to make money.

I tried selling edibles.

You ever get so high you forget you sell drugs

and just end up running a nonprofit?

It's kind of what happened.

[Bit 2]

I couldn't afford to go on vacation,

So I was just teaching myself how to lucid dream.

See Hawaii at night, I guess.

[Bit 3]

Feel like if I had more money,

my standards for guys would be a little bit higher.

Like a friend of mine, she had a one night stand with a guy

and he bought her a Plan B.

And I don't know what I'd do if that happened to me.

'Cause if a guy bought me a Plan B, I'd be like,

"Damn, you would make an amazing provider."

I wouldn't even take the Plan B,

I would just keep the box to show my kid.

That's how I knew he was the one.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being too high to sell drugs could be charity.”

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setupWhen I first graduated college,

setupI was just doing random stuff to make money.

setupI tried selling edibles.

setupYou ever get so high you forget you sell drugs

punchlineand just end up running a nonprofit?

tagIt's kind of what happened.