Ian Sharp

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.41 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Thank you for welcoming me into this,

on this stage into this free speech zone

where I could say whatever I want

with no repercussions whatsoever.

Not like out in the free speech zone.

[Bit 2]

Can you believe there's things I can't say today in America?

For example, Arnold, Arnold, fuck, Arnold,

Arnold, you know that drink,

it's like half sweet tea, half lemonade?

Arnold, fuck, I can't say it.

Wish they'd change it, you know,

to something I can say, like, I don't know.

Like retard water, you know?

I can say that anytime I want.

It just rolls right off the tongue, you know?

Some people get mad at that joke, right?

They say it's like, it's punching down.

But if you pay attention, it's not about anybody, right?

Like, I'm not calling anybody that.

I'm not anti-retard.

I'm pro-choice.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A free speech zone implies protected speech, but reveals maximum repercussions.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupThank you for welcoming me into this,

setupon this stage into this free speech zone

setupwhere I could say whatever I want

setupwith no repercussions whatsoever.

punchlineNot like out in the free speech zone.