William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:47:46 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Who is the luckiest man in America?

Amy Schumer's husband. She's divorcing him.

[Bit 2]

I was driving through Oklahoma this weekend

and noticed signs that said, "Do not pick up hitchhikers.

They may be escaped prisoners."

Uh, what? So there are just so many escape prisoners in Oklahoma that motorists need to be warned?

Here's an idea. Use less steel on the escape prisoner warning signs and more on the jail cell bars.

[Bit 3]

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like Beethoven's Fifth Symphony is when he really sold out.

His first EP though? Shhhhhh!

[Bit 4]

I wrote a summary of Jesus' sermon on the Mount,

and I think I'm just gonna call them Cliff Notes.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Divorce implies misfortune, but reveals relief from marriage.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Who is the luckiest man in America?

punchlineAmy Schumer's husband. She's divorcing him.