Anthony Walton

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.42 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 57:07 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Yo, what's up, honkies?

Right on.

Most people are like, "I can't say that, but I'm half racist."

[Bit 2]

Come on, my name's Anthony Walton.

Anthony Eric Walton.

Pretty sure my parents named me that so I could have a head start at life on paper.

[Bit 3]

But speaking of real slurs, it's called a beaner today.

I know that's how I felt.

And I had this intense feeling on the inside of like,

"Finally! Someone's gotten it right."

[Bit 4]

Usually mistaken for being Asian.

Ever since I was a little boy, people would think I was adopted.

They'd be like, "Look there, Sheila.

The Waltons flottin' their money around.

They even got themselves a Chinese baby."

[Bit 5]

I thought my family was like the Waltons that owned Walmart.

Even though we lived in a trailer park, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Saying a slur implies racial permission, but reveals partial racism.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Yo, what's up, honkies?

punchlineMost people are like, "I can't say that, but I'm half racist."