Michael Lehrer

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 494 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.55 punch density, 0.20 tag density.

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[Bit 1]

yo my doctor said I might be an alcoholic

'Cause every morning at sunrise, I have a

"Sun-Tun-Rise medicinal medical beer."

Right?

And she said, "You might get an invention."

[Bit 2]

I have a professional public speaker.

What I'm saying to you right now is memorized.

The rest of me is a fucking dumpster fire.

[Bit 3]

Why the fuck are we talking about dementia?

Look in my hand.

I can't even sign the birthday card of the son I abandoned.

How funny would it be if I got dementia, though, right?

Every five minutes I forget I can't walk and I get them, it just claps to the ground like

Power to World Trade Center.

9/11 never forget!

Fuck yeah.

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setupyo my doctor said I might be an alcoholic

setup'Cause every morning at sunrise, I have a

punchline"Sun-Tun-Rise medicinal medical beer."