William Montgomery

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.00 punch density·0.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Hello, my name is William Montgomery and I'm thinking about adopting Ja Rule

It was a long break Tony, okay, I

Like that I like the name Thurston first of all sounds rich second of all he a thot

[Bit 2]

Lately in the mirror I've been battle practicing battle wrapping people

probably never beat. Like I've got a new brand new daughter, restless in bed to help her fall

asleep. I read the lyrics to right said Fred. That's actually me. If I was battle wrapping,

[Bit 3]

right. Said Fred. It was a long break. Okay. This is sad. An Indian billionaire recently died when

when he swallowed a bee playing polo.

I didn't even know bees played polo.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Adopting a celebrity implies noble intent, but reveals Ja Rule.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

punchlineHello, my name is William Montgomery and I'm thinking about adopting Ja Rule

tagIt was a long break Tony, okay, I

tagLike that I like the name Thurston first of all sounds rich second of all he a thot