Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.57 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 53:23 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My name is Hans Kim

and my grandparents are Holocaust survivors.

They were in Korea the whole time.

They avoided it completely.

The Japanese occupation, not so much.

They both got raped multiple times,

but the Jews could really learn a lesson

from how we handled the Holocaust.

[Bit 2]

It's tough to date in 2021 without a social safety net.

It's like dates aren't looking for a good time.

They're looking for a retirement plan and health care

and dental and vision.

It's like, I think you're looking for Bernie Sanders.

Why don't you go vote?

You don't go to Bernie Sanders for an orgasm.

Don't come to me for basic human rights.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Holocaust survivors implies enduring genocide, but reveals being elsewhere.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupMy name is Hans Kim

setupand my grandparents are Holocaust survivors.

punchlineThey were in Korea the whole time.

tagThey avoided it completely.