Set 1 · Episode 531
Michael Lehrer
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This set·8 bits·8 beats·0.80 punch density·0.50 tag density
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[Bit 1]
"Jack B. Nibble, Jack B. Quick,
"Dek shows off to fucking Marto."
Oh!
Oh!
[Bit 2]
I fucking question,
"Why are hospital rooms so small
"for nurses so fucking fat?"
[Bit 3]
You want my blood pressure?
Your blood is like too much pressure.
Get the fuck off of me, you fucking prick.
[Bit 4]
I don't know what it is about nurses that make me come so hard.
But all I know is, after this visit,
this dude is gonna need a new pair of Crocs.
[Bit 5]
You all wanna hear some nursery rhymes?
Oh yeah, good old mother goose.
We have the same po-mon-knowledge.
[Bit 6]
Hey, hunting Dundee sat on the wall.
He was trying to get across the border
to get his baby out of my cage.
[Bit 7]
Little Bo Peep lost her sheep to COVID disease.
Now Bo Peep feels really guilty
'cause she refused the cheap vaccine.
[Bit 8]
Mary had a little lamb
and this syndrome known as Down's.
She had the strength of 100 men
and trouble keeping off the pounds.
Oh!
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A nursery rhyme implies innocent wordplay, but reveals a crude insult.”
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setup"Jack B. Nibble, Jack B. Quick,
punchline"Dek shows off to fucking Marto."
tagOh!
tagOh!