Pedro Valenzuela

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.56 punch density·0.88 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.41 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 1:03:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Who's trying to turn up tonight?

Let's go.

Last night I got so turned up,

I didn't even turn up to my narcotics anonymous meeting.

[Bit 2]

You ever done a bunch of cocaine?

But you only use one nostril?

So one half of your brain's coming up with business deals?

And the other half's just killing the fucking vibe?

[Bit 3]

Bro, what all this white girl on me?

You would think I was Elsa from Frozen.

Let it go.

[Bit 4]

Hey, man, I miss my hood drug dealer.

Just because like he always had drugs

I didn't even know I wanted.

You know, like, he had ecstasy.

I was like, "Oh, I'm good, bro."

And he was like, "Hey, bro, this shit?

This will put the tits back on Ellen Page."

He's like, "All right, I'll take it."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"turn up" can mean party hard or attend a meeting.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupWho's trying to turn up tonight?

setupLast night I got so turned up,

punchlineI didn't even turn up to my narcotics anonymous meeting.