Set 11 · Episode 531
William Montgomery
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[Bit 1]
- Bang, bang, bang.
That's what Nicole Tran and I were doing
in her hotel room last night.
[Bit 2]
At this point, I'm not sure if Wes Anderson
is making new films.
pretty sure he's just splicing together deleted scenes.
And also Wes Anderson,
can I be in one of those deleted scenes?
What does it take?
I look interesting.
I can dress funky and listen to the kinks
in the velvet underground and be casually racist.
It can't be that hard.
Just have me say something neurotic and pseudo-intellectual
and God damn it, Wes Anderson, I'm right here.
I cost 8% of 80 in Brody.
God damn it, I screwed that part up.
I cost 8% of Adrian--
Oh, man.
Adrian Brody's salary.
Let me on a deleted scene!
I'm in love with my sister and play tennis
and slice my wrists.
I'll make documentary films in the ocean.
I ride a train and work at a hotel
and can be Claymation Fox.
I don't give a shit.
Man, you all really don't know who Wes Anderson is.
I don't know who Wes Anderson is.
This was a fucking horrible nightmare.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“"bang" can mean gunshots or sex.”
Joke Type
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setup- Bang, bang, bang.
setupThat's what Nicole Tran and I were doing
punchlinein her hotel room last night.