David Lucas

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This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 46:58 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- I went to a strip club in Tijuana,

they had some really young ass hoes.

They were so young, they were doing homework

between dances. They're like, "Hey, when it's over, 10, do you carry the what or what?"

[Bit 2]

I think, I'm the only person that think Trump has a big dick. Trump has big dick energy.

Nobody talks that much shit and have a small dick. When he got out of the hospital from

COVID, this motherfucker got on Instagram and said, "Hey, America, it's your favorite

president Donald J. Trump." Like, "Can you imagine you do that shit in real life to your

girl and you ain't got the biggest dick that she fucking ... She be like, "If you don't

get your goofy ass out of here, dick." That's why I know Trump got a big dick. He really

speaks by what Winston Churchill said, "Speak softly and carry a big stick." That's my time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Underage strippers becomes so extreme that they do schoolwork between dances.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setup- I went to a strip club in Tijuana,

setupthey had some really young ass hoes.

setupThey were so young, they were doing homework

punchlinebetween dances. They're like, "Hey, when it's over, 10, do you carry the what or what?"