Michael Lehrer

RegularDisabledMan

Career avg·9.57 bits/set·10.29 beats/set·0.66 punch density·0.46 tag density·14 sets

This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.80 punch density·0.60 tag density

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Skips to 1:27:22 in the episode

[Bit 1]

A lot of people are disabled just because they're fat.

I've been wanting a million disease.

You're the Burger King.

I ain't fucking with you just cause we both take the abapenis.

[Bit 2]

My disability isn't inspiring other people with disabilities to try comedy.

Please stop!

If you got disabled and men became a comedian, do not contact me.

[Bit 3]

I've been in these comedy streets for like two decades.

I'm way too sick to read your sick ass trash ass jokes.

[Bit 4]

I am not an inspiration.

I am an alcoholic drug addict.

I fuck up.

You kill yourself.

I get sued.

My elephant man fingers can't handle the paperwork.

[Bit 5]

I'm not your average disabled guy.

I still make love to the ladies who can walk.

Someone not faster than my wheelchair.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Shared disability implies solidarity, but reveals contempt for obesity.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupA lot of people are disabled just because they're fat.

setupI've been wanting a million disease.

punchlineYou're the Burger King.

tagI ain't fucking with you just cause we both take the abapenis.