David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.30 punch density·1.25 tag density

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Skips to 1:03:43 in the episode

[Bit 1]

She wants to say a joke.

I love that.

I absolutely would love.

How old is she again?

She's five.

Oh heck yeah, we've never had a joke from a five-year-old in the history of Mil Sony.

She might be about to take my regular spot.

[Bit 2]

Why did the cow lay on the ground?

Hold on, say that one more time.

Why did the cow lay on the ground?

Why?

Ground beef.

- Ground beef.

- Red Band just died of laughter and hunger.

[Bit 3]

- Oh, told her she said she woulda roasted.

- Okay, let's do it.

- Why have a donut up here from the trash can?

[Bit 4]

What else he look like?

Why do you have a chair that's a life that's a shit on him?

Well baby you don't know but Tony is actually a chair that people sit on.

That's me. That's me. That's absolutely true.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A child's stage debut implies novelty, but reveals professional competition.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupShe wants to say a joke.

setupHow old is she again?

setupShe's five.

setupOh heck yeah, we've never had a joke from a five-year-old in the history of Mil Sony.

punchlineShe might be about to take my regular spot.