William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

>> Trail of Tears, no shit.

Have you ever been to Oklahoma?

I'd be crying too.

Can you imagine those Indian children asking, are we there yet?

And the parents are like, shut the fuck up.

We're in Pine Buff, Arkansas.

[Bit 2]

Was excited to finally see Roderick Howard's Apollo 13

last night.

For those that don't know, he's the balding red-headed black

film director.

He also did the Da Vinci Code.

[Bit 3]

I'm writing a Dracula movie starring Ron White.

It's called Dracula's Back.

The whole time it's just Ron White saying,

Dracks, back jacks, in different locations.

[Bit 4]

I usually like to leave a pube on the toilet

when I use a public restroom.

Just something I was brought up doing.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“The Trail of Tears implies historical tragedy, but reveals Oklahoma being depressing.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup>> Trail of Tears, no shit.

setupHave you ever been to Oklahoma?

punchlineI'd be crying too.