Set 9 · Episode 442

Michael Lehrer

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Career avg·9.57 bits/set·10.29 beats/set·0.66 punch density·0.46 tag density·14 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Oh look, if I ride the bus, it has to transform into a ramp.
It exceeds everyone's day by 30 minutes.
I'm all for disability rights, but there's
You gotta be a lemon.

[Bit 2]

Look, don't feel bad for me.
Feel bad for the doctors.
Drop a half a million on medical school
Just so every grandma with Google
can second guess everything you say.

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setupOh look, if I ride the bus, it has to transform into a ramp.
punchlineIt exceeds everyone's day by 30 minutes.
Michael Lehrer - Ep 442 | PunchNotes