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KILL TONY #592 - JOE ROGAN + JESSIE JOHNSON

2023-01-17

David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 592 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.53 punch density, 2.33 tag density.

Career avg·2.63 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.61 punch density·1.20 tag density·65 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.53 punch density·2.33 tag density

Make some noise for the one and only David motherfucking

Lucas.

This is the real guy.

- Yeah.

[Bit 1]

I be having high thoughts without smoking weed.

Like I be thinking like,

what if a gay guy put a pocket pussy in his ass?

And then I fuck it.

Do that make me gay?

It's like I didn't fuck his asshole.

I fucked the pocket pussy

that was living in his asshole.

[Bit 2]

I wanna know like,

after a girl has an abortion,

How long is it appropriate until you eat her pussy?

You know what I'm saying?

I say like six months, you know what I mean?

Anything earlier than that is just like,

that's a crate in a grave, you know what I mean?

I ate this one girl pussy who had just had an abortion

like two weeks ago.

And when I was eating her pussy,

I could hear babies on the inside crying.

It was...

Abortion pussy is like a seashell.

You can put your ear up to it and hear vacuum cleaners.

Nowhere to...

I'm like, "Bitch, you got a Dyson in your pussy.

What the fuck is..."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

anti-humor

Lines

setupI be having high thoughts without smoking weed.

setupLike I be thinking like,

setupwhat if a gay guy put a pocket pussy in his ass?

setupAnd then I fuck it.

punchlineDo that make me gay?

tagIt's like I didn't fuck his asshole.

tagI fucked the pocket pussy

tagthat was living in his asshole.