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KILL TONY #443 - MATT BRAUNGER + CHRISSIE MAYR

2020-03-26

David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 443 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.90 punch density, 3.50 tag density.

Career avg·2.63 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.61 punch density·1.20 tag density·65 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.90 punch density·3.50 tag density

- Yeah, what's up bro?

[Bit 1]

Does anybody use Waze?

I feel like Waze is better than Google Maps.

Waze have you doing some stupid ass shit

to save time and traffic.

Like the other day,

Waze told me to go through a Chick-fil-A drive-through.

So I could save seven minutes on my route.

They were like, "Go through the drive-through,

"get a number one, no pickles.

"Well done on the fries.

"And the freeway will be clear

"by the time you get your limit."

- My pleasure.

[Bit 2]

But Waze does seem like it was an app

because that shit let you know where the police at.

Police, 1200 feet ahead.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

hyperbole

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setupDoes anybody use Waze?

setupI feel like Waze is better than Google Maps.

setupWaze have you doing some stupid ass shit

setupto save time and traffic.

setupLike the other day,

punchlineWaze told me to go through a Chick-fil-A drive-through.

tagSo I could save seven minutes on my route.

setupThey were like, "Go through the drive-through,

tag"get a number one, no pickles.

tag"Well done on the fries.

setup"And the freeway will be clear

tag"by the time you get your limit."

tag- My pleasure.