- Jamar, they call me the Tennessee Stranglers.
First and foremost, for all the fucking haters out there,
This is probably gonna be one of my best sets.
[Bit 1]
Not sure if y'all saw this,
but there was an international mixed tape competition
held a couple days ago in Beirut.
[Bit 2]
The social distancing has really hurt the clown car industry.
[Bit 3]
Was watching American Pie 2 the other day
and apparently there's a deleted scene
[Bit 4]
When the credits roll, the first 24 names are Jewish,
director, producer, writer, hairdresser, dog handler,
[Bit 5]
What's the difference between Antifa
and the Houston Astros nothing they both steal signs and come from a hellhole
wait who does what was that was that Astros and who in the Antifa what
Antifa Antifa is how it's pronounced they both steal signs and come from a
William, what movie were you talking about?
And you saw the credits, and it had a Jewish director, writer,
producer, hairstylist, dog handler, and--
hairdresser and dog. You mean do. What do you mean do? Yeah,
that's the name of the animal. All right. Jamar, do you
pronounce it that way? Which one of those jokes where your was
like your favorite one, the best one, the what the best one?
What did I think was the best one? The favorite one is my
guess. I think you're gonna go with the Bay route one. What
was my favorite joke from that one? Tell you couldn't wait to
tell it in this set. Which one? Bay route was watching American Pie 2 the other day
and apparently there's a deleted scene where they all get AIDS. I was excited
about that one. What did you think was gonna happen when you said it? I thought
they were all gonna get sick when you when somebody gets AIDS they get sick.
Actually not really I know that Magic Johnson. Yeah. What do you mean Magic
Johnson who's magic Johnson people throw that name around he's a basketball who is
that he was the first no seriously who's magic Johnson red man he's a basket he
used to be a basketball player now he's a face now he's what the face of AIDS
face of AIDS now he's a face of AIDS actually a mosquito was the face of
AIDS he's the second face of AIDS tell me about it mosquitoes man that those
things have killed more people than anything else. Like what? Malaria, they carry malaria.
[Bit 6]
What else do they carry? They carry your bags if you're a light traveler. They carry your
bags if you're a light traveler. I don't get that one. No, shut up. You want to explain
that one oh you're very angry tonight yeah I'm angry tonight why you telling
me to shut up good vibes only oh rude about what'd you say Oh rude about
rude rude oh rude about oh wow Tony bit Beirut is actually my favorite baseball
player Beirut what do you mean Babe Ruth Babe Ruth do you want to take that again
You bitch. I'm not lying. I would fuck you up if you look at the video again after
These airs there was a mosquito that landed on
Beard that's fucked up man. What do you mean it landed on my beard? Oh?
We go to your head to the right go to the right right you got the right wait go back
- Yeah, shit. - Hold on, stop moving.
- Do y'all see that shit?
- It's right next to your I-mon.
- Stop, hang on. - Oh, they got it.
- There it is. - Stop, there it is.
- There's something like on the light or something.
- What do you mean something on the light?
Is something wrong with my face?
Now move a little bit towards Ryan.
Move your head a little bit towards Ryan.
Nope, don't look at Ryan.
Move your head towards Ryan.
- Move your body towards Ryan.
Just, wait, it's right there.
William, what did I tell you?
so you're put your chin down tomorrow get my back on I would be will you more
get my back on those it's on what are they talking about it's that mosquito
soul you gotta go to speedo soul David is that in the light of a silhouette of a
miss yeah fix your lights you bitch no you're not a call staff members that
name sorry okay well he tripped me last night he didn't trip you yeah he tripped
me last there a bug on the lights or is that on his head yeah what's going on
with the lights up there. Oh, that's hilarious.
Who's sweet little voice was that it's flying in the beams.
What bitch just said that William you can't just call random.
[Bit 7]
I'm on edge Tony. I'm sick man.
You know, I'm sick right now.
I got a hundred and four. Oh God. I got a hundred and four.
I'm an asymptomatic character and I've been kissing people.
Yeah. Who have you kissed lately? David Derry.
Look at his fingers by his penis.
That guy knows what's up.
I'm gonna be kissing him tonight.
- No, don't walk that way.
[Bit 8]
Well, William, what's been going on in your personal life?
How's your relationship with the girl that hits you?
- Last night, honestly, last night she called me her brother
and I started calling her my older sister.
Was that supposed to help Redman?
Jamar, would you agree that's funny?
He did that fucking noise.
- Jamar, what do you think about William?
- You wanna look at my thing?
- No, like sometimes he's annoying,
but sometimes he's like funny.
I think I think that's exactly right.
I think 100% of people would agree with that.
- Is that really what you're gonna say?
- I told you that shit every time I see you.
- And we're in quarantine.
- What do you do like when you're normal?
- I am skating around the Eastgate shopping mall
[Bit 9]
I love that peanut butter color t-shirt you're wearing.
- It's more of a burnt orange.
- A lot of people wearing pumpkin pie this time of the year.
- Pumpkin pie, what did you call it?
- Did you really call it that?
- Would you agree with that, Jamar?
What would you call this one?
- Orange juice left out for a week.
Why are y'all all teaming up against me tonight?
- It looks like you just lost on the floor as lava.
- Why are y'all teaming up against me?
- It looks like a beautiful shirt man.
[Bit 10]
- Look at how weak his knees look.
Have you suffered serious knees?
look like little bitches look at him you're getting roasted by the Lance
Armstrong of what are yours look like one's broken and it still looks better
than those well your oriental girlfriend when she was sucking your dick
all right her knees look good we're not gonna go down this road again going your
girlfriend looks oriental because she's crying all the time
