David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 441 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.40 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.40 punch density·0.00 tag density

[Bit 1]

I swear, girls be dating fat niggas

just to find out about new restaurants.

[Bit 2]

But I got simple rules when I take girls out.

If I take you out to eat and we ain't fucked yet,

you can't take a to-go box home.

Because some guys will let they girls go out to eat

with fat niggas just to bring food back home.

Like, "Hey, when you go out to eat with that nigga,

"get a T-bone medium well.

"Get two sides of garlic mashed potatoes.

"Take one bite and tell that nigga you full."

And if you touch your phone while we eatin',

you just pay for your own fuckin' meal.

All right, thank you guys.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI swear, girls be dating fat niggas

punchlinejust to find out about new restaurants.