Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.67 punch density·0.20 tag density

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Skips to 8:39 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm having a lot of sex recently.

Couldn't tell.

[Bit 2]

I love when I'm fucking a woman and she's like,

"Can I touch myself?"

Like, "Yeah, I love coming with two knuckles in my bladder."

That's perfect 'cause I have a 90 degree bend

lower back so I can just fuck you like a Tetris piece. But yeah a lot of a lot of

[Bit 3]

cool things are happening in the news I don't believe it when people tell me

that they hate Biden. How can you hate Biden? He's barely there. It's like

hating Cuba Gooding Jr.

Before Biden people were like no one should have the job of president. No one

Everyone does have that job right now.

It's totally vacant.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Claiming frequent sex implies visible desirability, but reveals the opposite.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm having a lot of sex recently.

punchlineCouldn't tell.