2025-12-16

Set 1 · Episode 748

Mason Bird

Golden TicketMedium Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.73 punch density·1.61 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.70 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 7:05 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I was walking late at night,

and I saw these two women walking down the street,

and one of them looked at her friend and said,

"Oh my God, that guy is so creepy."

But the other lady looked at her friend and said,

"It's not like he can catch us anyways."

I turned around, I fucking stopped.

The bitch was right, I couldn't catch her.

She was so fucking fast.

Uphill, not a good advantage.

[Bit 2]

I was talking to a trans woman, don't ask why.

And she asked me, she said,

"Mason, do you believe in trans women?

Do you think they're real?"

And I was like, "I view trans women the same exact way

I view God, only in a time of dire knees."

You will find me on my knees praying.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being called creepy implies danger, but reveals a failed chase.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was walking late at night,

setupand I saw these two women walking down the street,

setupand one of them looked at her friend and said,

setup"Oh my God, that guy is so creepy."

setupBut the other lady looked at her friend and said,

setup"It's not like he can catch us anyways."

punchlineI turned around, I fucking stopped.

tagThe bitch was right, I couldn't catch her.

tagShe was so fucking fast.

tagUphill, not a good advantage.