William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.57 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I told Red Band about Black Friday,

and he said, "They already get February, now Friday?"

[Bit 2]

I feel like the results of my polygraph tests

are gaslighting me.

[Bit 3]

The other day I watched a David Lynch film

dubbed in Portuguese and it finally all makes sense.

[Bit 4]

A doctor ran some tests on Kim Kardashian

and concluded that she has low brain activity.

A few years ago that same doctor ran some tests

on LeBron James and concluded that he is black.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Black Friday' can mean a retail sale day or a day for Black people.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI told Red Band about Black Friday,

punchlineand he said, "They already get February, now Friday?"