David Jolly

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·1.57 bits/set·3.43 beats/set·0.57 punch density·2.24 tag density·7 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.62 punch density·1.67 tag density

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Skips to 1:14:55 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Y'all heard the news that the aliens was real?

Y'all heard that?

It's fucking crazy.

The real question is,

when we gonna be able to fuck these aliens?

I see, Avatar, I been waiting on this shit a long time.

I ain't never had no turquoise pussy before.

I'm gonna be the first nigga in a polyamorous relationship

with two Martian hoes.

I'm gonna be like, "Hey, ooh-gah, ooh-gah, ooh-gah, ooh-gah!"

You know, "Eh, eh, eh, y'all come down here and suck my dick!"

'Cause I already know if they're keeping them aliens at Area 51,

it's a nigga on that midnight shift.

He just wait for Roger to go eat his cheese.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Alien news implies danger, but reveals sexual opportunity.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupY'all heard the news that the aliens was real?

setupIt's fucking crazy.

setupThe real question is,

punchlinewhen we gonna be able to fuck these aliens?

tagI see, Avatar, I been waiting on this shit a long time.

tagI ain't never had no turquoise pussy before.