Set 4 · Episode 394
David Lucas
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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.27 punch density·0.00 tag density
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Skips to 39:09 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I think that white people come from a different guy
than black people.
'Cause white people want me to believe shit
that I just can't believe.
Like, they want me to believe that Christopher Columbus
sailed the seven seas in search of some shit
white people don't even use.
Spices.
Like, you want me to believe that this nigga lost
three shit but 15 men and started saltin' peppa?
[Bit 2]
Like, he had to be looking for pussy,
you know what I'm saying?
'Cause that's the only time niggas go to desperate measures.
Like, ask a nigga in San Diego
to bring you some lemon pepper to LA.
He gonna be like, "Nigga, take your ass to Ralph's."
But if a girl tell a nigga in San Diego
that she fuckin', he gonna drive up this bitch
on a spare tire.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A colonial spice quest could be absurd because white people do not season food.”
Joke Type
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setupI think that white people come from a different guy
setupthan black people.
setup'Cause white people want me to believe shit
setupthat I just can't believe.
setupLike, they want me to believe that Christopher Columbus
setupsailed the seven seas in search of some shit
setupwhite people don't even use.
punchlineSpices.