Matt Mellon

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:33:36 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm a little hungover.

I drank way too much last night.

I drank so much last night when I woke up this morning,

I thought I was paralyzed.

That's the last time I passed out in a wheelchair.

That's a scary wake up, right?

Especially for the girl that owned the wheelchair.

[Bit 2]

I am trying to get in shape like everyone,

trying to get in shape.

I just want to get a swimmer's body. I don't want to get too big.

I think the swimmer's body is the best of the body.

Like lean muscle is probably the best.

I actually used to have a swimmer's body. It was a while ago.

I used to swim competitively when I lived in my dad's balls.

I didn't keep up with it. I retired as champion, as they say.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Hangover paralysis implies bodily damage, but reveals sleeping in disability equipment.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm a little hungover.

setupI drank way too much last night.

setupI drank so much last night when I woke up this morning,

setupI thought I was paralyzed.

punchlineThat's the last time I passed out in a wheelchair.