Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.56 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Hey! What's up? It's good to be here. It's a great time right now to be a comedian at the

Comedy Mothership. We all got jobs in the new administration. I'm in charge of

agriculture. Fiona Collie is in charge of immigration. She's the new border Collie.

[Bit 2]

Tony Hinchcliffe recently got in trouble for calling Puerto Rico an island of garbage,

which is a compliment. He's from Ohio, which is landlocked garbage.

[Bit 3]

I'm glad Trump is in office again.

I can't believe the Democrats shut down the whole country

for a disease that only kills old people.

What are we gonna ban next, stairs?

I'm glad COVID happened.

It got rid of a horrible group of comedy audiences.

I can't wait for a pandemic that targets bachelorette parties.

and Dominicans.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Border Collie' sounds like 'border patrol', and 'border patrol' fits because immigration.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupHey! What's up? It's good to be here. It's a great time right now to be a comedian at the

setupComedy Mothership. We all got jobs in the new administration. I'm in charge of

punchlineagriculture. Fiona Collie is in charge of immigration. She's the new border Collie.