William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.35 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

And I would like in accordance with the scriptures to read some fortune cookies if that's okay

with you motherfuckers, did I?

And take this, bitch!

airlines is going to start a frequent fighter discount where you earn a free trip after

only four fights.

>> Jimmy Carter will die on March 12, 2025.

The way you talk about the hot Latinas in the movie and Kanto will turn on your therapist

so much, she'll ask to lie on the couch next to you.

In the year 2025, Alyssa will surpass 1,000 pounds.

>> As a part of Make-A-Wish, your son will wish he could perform the upside-down

Spider-Man kiss, but sadly, Tobey Maguire says no.

The waiter has a gun and you must tackle them now.

Now do it!

Tackle them, gentlemen!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Frequent fighter discount is like frequent flyer program because both reward repeat violence.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupAnd I would like in accordance with the scriptures to read some fortune cookies if that's okay

setupwith you motherfuckers, did I?

setupairlines is going to start a frequent fighter discount where you earn a free trip after

punchlineonly four fights.