2026-05-19

Set 7 · Episode 768

Dedrick Flynn

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Career avg·1.82 bits/set·6.09 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.51 tag density·11 sets

This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.63 punch density·1.43 tag density

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Skips to 58:25 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Oh, man, it's summertime.

I love summertime because my white friends show back up.

They go into hiding when it's wintertime.

And I just-- I miss flexing how good my white friends is,

like, on the internet.

Like, all of my black friends and family,

they hit me up after I post a story of me on another jet ski

that I didn't just pay for.

And they're like, hey, share your white friends with us.

And I'm like, no, nigga, y'all don't know how to act.

Y'all don't know how to act at all.

Like, I got better white friends than white people.

Like, what did you do last weekend?

I was at WrestleMania.

I was at WrestleMania because my white friends took me.

[Bit 2]

So I finally decided to take my brother out to a sandbar party.

Sandbars is this thing that happened in the ocean.

and like a piece of land come up,

and then you take a boat over there

and then you get to claim the land, right?

So I'm really giving my brother his 40 acres in a mule,

right, I'm really just putting on for him.

And after about 40 minutes of arguing with that nigga,

he finally took his Air Force Ones off at the beach,

right, 'cause he looked me dead in my eyes

and he was like, "Ain't nobody gonna see my toes," right?

And I respect boundaries.

And so we, this nigga, he got his socks in the sand.

And when you had a sandbar, it's important

that when like another group of white people come,

you gotta fight these niggas to the death.

You gotta play like beer pong and flip cup.

And then the loser, they gotta go.

And they was real happy to have two black friends there.

Nigga, we held the island the whole day.

After, 'cause like the week before,

they was like, "Yo, Dejic, when you coming out,

We just lost six islands.

You know what I'm saying?

They brought they black friend.

You was supposed to be here, you know, suit up.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“White friends could be seasonal summer luxuries.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupOh, man, it's summertime.

punchlineI love summertime because my white friends show back up.

tagThey go into hiding when it's wintertime.

setupAnd I just-- I miss flexing how good my white friends is,

setuplike, on the internet.

setupLike, all of my black friends and family,

setupthey hit me up after I post a story of me on another jet ski

setupthat I didn't just pay for.

setupAnd they're like, hey, share your white friends with us.

punchlineAnd I'm like, no, nigga, y'all don't know how to act.

tagY'all don't know how to act at all.

tagLike, I got better white friends than white people.