Dusty Carter

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.33 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.62 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.54 punch density·1.33 tag density

Watch Dusty Carter’s set

Skips to 1:40:01 in the episode

[Bit 1]

After a bit of self-reflection, turns out I too am racist.

Because if you're not the human race, I don't like you.

I don't like AI. I don't like robots. I don't like humanoids.

I don't like cyborgs, waymos, or Roombas.

Basically, if you ain't got blood vessels, we ain't friends.

What do I look like hanging out with a bunch of wired beans?

If I want to be around a bunch of wired beans,

I'd have kept cooking meth.

[Bit 2]

Speaking of drugs, they've been talking about

legalizing marijuana in America,

and I've got one problem with that.

This new generation will never understand the prohibition.

They will never remember peeling apart Mexican brick weed.

They won't know the frustration of sifting seeds

for five minutes to roll a joint.

They won't even know what it tastes like

to smoke the resin out of your bong,

'cause that asshole won't answer his phone.

Other than that, I'm okay with it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Racism" can mean racial prejudice or loyalty to the human race.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupAfter a bit of self-reflection, turns out I too am racist.

punchlineBecause if you're not the human race, I don't like you.

tagI don't like AI. I don't like robots. I don't like humanoids.

tagI don't like cyborgs, waymos, or Roombas.

tagBasically, if you ain't got blood vessels, we ain't friends.